🍆 Bags of Dicks – The Funniest Way to Send a Message! 😂
🚨 Feeling spicy? Petty? Just want a laugh?
Our 3D Bags of Dicks are the ultimate gag gift. These tiny, hilarious pieces are perfect for pranks, parties, or passive-aggressive surprises. Micro-sized. Major attitude. 🌶️

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🎒 What’s Inside the Bag?
Each bag includes:
• 100 or 30 Micro Dicks or 50 Small Dicks – randomly assorted colors
(Colors may vary – every bag has its own flavor of fun) 🛠️ Material: 3D Printed with high-quality filament (plastic)
📏 Size: 

Big PPs – Tall: 3.3 cm (1.29 in) | Width: 1.7 cm (.67 in)
Micro PPs: Tall: 1.8 cm

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💥 Why You’ll Love Them:
• 🍆 Unapologetically Funny – A classic prank with a modern twist
• 🎉 Totally Unexpected – For that one friend who deserves it
• 🎁 Great for Gag Gifts – Birthdays, breakups, bachelorette parties

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🔥 Perfect For:
• 💡 Hilarious party favors or white elephant gifts
• 💡 Shipping to a friend "just because"
• 💡 Stuffing into envelopes, jars, or unexpected places for maximum chaos

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🎉 Don’t take life too seriously – send a bag of laughs instead!
📬 Want a custom color combo? Message us through customer chat before ordering – we’re down for whatever.

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⚠️ Disclaimer: Choking Hazard – Small Parts. Not for children under 3 years. Also… you know… they're tiny plastic dicks.